AN ILLUSION – BHRAM (N.A.)
Movie Time Erratica
by Vishal Verma

Me : Hello Hello, Ramuji can you hear me

Answer comes in affirmative

Sir, I have good news for you

No, No T-series is not taking back the case but sir be prepared ah!

Arre not for the case but there is a severe competition from this newcomer called Pavan Kaul. You know Sirji, he had created a ‘bhram’ in the industry that this ‘pavan’ can even blow RGV Ki Aag in one blow. So mean Na. You gave chartbusters and then come out with a real turkey but look at this guy. He has made this ‘bhram’ that he is the sole contender for this year Razzi awards or the Narial award from Filmfare.

No No he is also original, his picture bhram is not at all a rip off from any woods & that is the uniqueness of his originality. One thing I have marked from this movie sirji, & i.e one should be original and unique in your own crapistan.

Ramuji : is it a horror or some political drama or gang war?

Me: Haji Bilkul, it’s a war of senses you really go bonkers and about to shoot yourself like the bearded Milind in the end but sense prevails and you realize that it is just a bhram – a film.

Ramuji : There must be something good yaar you critics just blast the film left and right even meri Aag mein bhi Urmila ne kuch toh sholey bhadkaye theh.

Me: I can understand your sympathy towards Pavanji but sir he was so mean he even derived us from such an opportunity even tough it had enough of scope for that. And that is the reason I called you and made you aware. Beware of such Pavan ka Jokha’s.

Ramuji : Don’t worry my Sarkar 2 will change the ‘myth’ which you are having at present about me and I wish pavan all the air to blow the senses of cinegoers.

Me: But Ramuji, is there any end to such tourturetainment
 
Ramuji : Let the ‘illusion’ remain yaar, otherwise what will be the value of  ‘reality’.

Me: Yup! Thank you sirji for taking me out the ‘bhram’

Note: The above write up is just a take on media diamond Nari Hira’s first illusion on the silver screen being helmed by Pavan Kaul. Readers are requested not to fall into any conclusion from the above ‘imaginary’ conversation. And take it for ‘real’.