Mr. WHITE Mr. BLACK
Movitime Irratica
by Vishal Verma

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What is it?
My goodness, it’s really a bad week of cinema. It’s raining turkeys this summer. And this boretotainment called ‘ Mr.White Mr. Black’ doesn’t give any sort of respite to the already tortured souls of cinelovers and sulks you inside the blues of banality to test your patience and tolerance in the summer heat.               

Deepak S. Shivdasani has done this before by giving turkeys (I don’t want to mention the names) and this time also he maintains his reputation in giving a testing time to the audience.

The movie starts of well and gives an illusion of being an action packed mad rush but enter Sunil Shetty and the illusion fades out instantly. Even Arshad Warsi with his familiar mannerisms doesn’t do any good to the viewers who are already crying for mercy.

And what was Sandhya Mridul doing in this boretotainment?.

Agreed not every film and filmmaker care for logic and logistics. But the difference between a David Dhawan (he is an honest filmmaker cause you get what you expect) and others is that the former cares for the audience (it doesn’t matter in which row they are sitting but in the end everybody comes out with a smile).

Whereas the others are all lost and the audience money time and energy go for a toss. What a waste.

What is it all about?
Still interested in the story, well then its about Gopi (Sunil Shetty- very low key) a simpleton who arrives in Goa from Hoshiyarpur in search of his childhood friend Kishen (Arshad Warsi- as usual) to hand over a piece of land to him, which was his father's last wish.

Kishen is a conman (very poorly established) who swindles people with a little help from his accomplice, Babu (Atul Kale- fair), to earn enough money to educate his sibling Divya (Mahima Mehta- so so) who's studying in London.

Kishen, however, has managed to hide his profession from Anuradha (Rashmi Nigam- who’s this girl) merely saying that it's Hari, his twin, who is the bad guy.

Kishen avoids Gopi like he's bad news. He's not going to give up his flourishing business and travel to Hoshiyarpur just to take possession of a measly piece of land.  

Gopi, in his mission of chasing Kishen, is given a helping hand by Tanya (Anishka Khosla- passable), daughter of the owner of KG Resorts.

The movie takes off with a diamond worth crores been stolen by three girls – one of them is sandhya mridul (disappointing) & all of them are wasted.  Everybody land up at the KG Resorts and an irritating banal mad rush begins to test your patient and tolerance simultaneously.

What to look out for?
Ask Mr. Deepak Shivdasani.

What not?
You have read this on top.

What to do?
It’s up to you.